I would never condone killing a cyclist but....

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke) 04/20/2015 at 14:24 • Filed to: None

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if this were my car, I would condone knocking him off of his bike....

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with a baseball bat.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:26

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I reserved judgement until I watched the video. That would be a justifiable homicide.

$kaycog > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:28

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Uneffingbelievable!

Rainbow > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:29

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I think it’s a hoax. He owns the car or at least had the owner’s consent.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:29

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I know I wanted to kick a cyclists ass this weekend.

I ran a 10k on a closed official course. 5 bicyclists coming head on into us in the street.

There was a fucking bike path.

Not just a sidewalk. An actual bike path. I get they are “part of traffic” but come on, closed course.

Tareim - V8 powered > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:30

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lambo’s cost over 100k yet no alarm? also that guy deserves to be knocked down and ran over by a bus

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Tareim - V8 powered 04/20/2015 at 14:31

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I’m thinking he was sitting inside that building having lunch where he could see his car, so he thought he didn’t need one.

McMike > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:32

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Until the owner or the 1st gen Murciélago steps forward, I’m going to assume this is fake.

/TrustNoOne

HammerheadFistpunch > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:32

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super staged.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > McMike 04/20/2015 at 14:33

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Well, I have no other info than that. But if I do get more, I’ll let you know.

bob and john > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:35

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...nah, baseball bat would be too soft.

war hammer or battle axe

ACESandEIGHTS > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:36

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Dammit, I’ve just been clickbaited. I thought I was insured against this.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:36

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...Break the knees...

HammerheadFistpunch > ACESandEIGHTS 04/20/2015 at 14:39

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maybe its a gap?

newsmctado > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:42

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If someone did this to my Jetta, I’d kick their ass.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > ACESandEIGHTS 04/20/2015 at 14:46

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Sorry, it wouldn’t just post the stupid .gif.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > bob and john 04/20/2015 at 14:47

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Would an aluminum bat be acceptable? That’s what I had in mind.

Tareim - V8 powered > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:48

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as long as its filled with lead

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:50

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Your video led me to this video... Boy this is awful.

http://digg.com/video/this-199…

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 04/20/2015 at 14:52

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‘Murica!

McMike > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:53

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I’m really curious. It’s been posted all over the place already.

It’s has the perfect viral video content.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:53

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I watched all five minutes or so... your fault.

McMike > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 15:13

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Plates on both cars are blurred, so there has been some editing already.

Here is the location.

Even if real, the car was not parked in the bike lane

Edit. I have found another photo of it sitting in front of the same restaurant back in 2011

and 2012

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 04/20/2015 at 15:18

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You want to go eat sub-par steaks now though, I’ll bet.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > McMike 04/20/2015 at 15:19

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Well, I suppose if one were that curious, you could call Jake’s and ask them.

McMike > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 15:22

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I could, if my level of curiosity was anywhere near the level of my laziness.

tromoly > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 15:49

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And you clearly didn’t see this was already posted within the last couple hours.